must...be...covered..in...nintendo....

Tired of your plain white belt, hipster? Lucky for you, NerdyShirts has just what you need. Check out this Legend of Zelda Map belt, which encompasses the original LOZ map and an embroidered Link. I dig it. Also on pre-sale is their version of the NES Wallet. I've seen many a NES wallet, and this one isn't one of my favorite, but it does have two things going for it: the coin fabric where you put your dollars and the crappy collector case that looks like a beat-up cartridge. Not too shabby for <$20 each.