not everything I learned was from kindergarten

The mortality rate in G.I. Joe was always impressive. I hung on the toes of my onesie waiting to see if this would be the time that Duke's parachute failed? Was this going to be the one time being blown back by an explosion would kill Junkyard's dog? How heavy of laser fire could Destro run through before the law of probability caught up to him and he was hit? From dirty microbe comes this subtle shirt celebrating G.I. Joe's true appeal.

via wonderland